I only care about things that matter to me like
Money, clothes and boys
I'm not wastin' time doin' somethin' sublime
If you wanna have fun, you get a girl like me
Before you leave the house, gotta grab your Prada bag
Gotta check your makeup, make yourself look like a blow doll
Pick up your girls and blast some Heidi Montag
Don't forget the most important thing of all
Talk to boys, at the mall
Text them on my iPod Touch
Wait for them, to hit me up
Sext them on my iPod Touch
Talk to boys, at the mall
Text them on my iPod Touch
Wait for them, to hit me up
Sext them on my iPod Touch
My only aspiration in life is hot guys
Who give me money
I'm not wastin' time on a penny or a dime
If you wanna have fun, you'll get a girl like me
Before you leave the house, gotta grab your Prada bag
Gotta check your makeup, make yourself look like a blow doll
Pick up your girls and blast some Heidi Montag
Don't forget the most important thing of all
Talk to boys, at the mall
Text them on my iPod Touch
Wait for them, to hit me up
Sext them on my iPod Touch
Talk to boys, at the mall
Text them on my iPod Touch
Wait for them, to hit me up
Sext them on my iPod Touch
On my iPod Touch, on my iPod Touch
On my iPod Touch, on my iPod Touch
Before you leave the house, gotta grab your Prada bag
Gotta check your makeup, make yourself look like a blow doll
Pick up your girls and blast some Heidi Montag
Don't forget the most important thing of all
